Favorite Quotes

"For all your days prepare, and meet them ever alike; when you are the anvil, bear - when you are the hammer, strike." - Edwin Markham

MKSixer wrote

"If you can't win by cheating, you don't deserve to win." -Anonymous 1990

This and its variations are probably some of the worst ideas unfortunately being widely accepted (or at least prompted) amongst coaches and athletes.

Nativetexan wrote

"For all your days prepare, and meet them ever alike; when you are the anvil, bear - when you are the hammer, strike." - Edwin Markham

"If you are a hammer, everything looks like a nail."

smyles wrote

This and its variations are probably some of the worst ideas unfortunately being widely accepted (or at least prompted) amongst coaches and athletes.

It was said to me, in alleged jest, by one of the worst managers I ever worked for but I always remember it as a statement of why he was so horrible as a leader of people.

Cheers-mk

And now for a quote with new relevance:

"One who deceives will always find those who allow themselves to be deceived."

Machiavelli

"A man who makes few declarative statements, tends to look less of an ass in retrospect."

-Quentin Tarantino

MKSixer wrote

"If you can't win by cheating, you don't deserve to win." -Anonymous 1990

smyles wrote

This and its variations are probably some of the worst ideas unfortunately being widely accepted (or at least prompted) amongst coaches and athletes.

That theme even made it to the WH.

"Because fuck him, that's why." - Will Hunting

"Wherever the relevance of speech is at stake, matters become political by definition, for speech is what makes man a political being."---Hannah Arendt

Memorable advertising quote:

I received all of these in an email this morning. Quality.


Sexual Truths

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500."
Frank Sinatra


"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
George Burns


"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
Jack Nicholson


"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
Barbara Bush
(Former US First Lady)


"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
Robin Williams


"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
Robert De Niro


"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
Dustin Hoffman


"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked!"
Jerry Seinfeld


"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time."
Robin Williams


"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom. "
Joan Rivers


Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.
Steve Martin


You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for later in life.
Bob Hope


"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
Oscar Wilde

"If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else." Yogi

"Those who foresee the future and recognize it as tragic are often seized by a madness which forces them to commit the very acts which make it certain that what they dread shall happen."
Rebecca West

“If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me.”

― Alice Roosevelt Longworth

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work"

Thomas Edison

“I wish we were better strangers.”---Unknown

"We have two American flags always: one for the rich and one for the poor. When the rich fly it means that things are under control; when the poor fly it means danger, revolution, anarchy."

Henry Miller

"Is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's blunders?"

Friederich Nietzsche

Now this is a fun line-


Fun is when you forget her name while your fucking her!


Not my line someone sent it to me:happyanim:

You can have it all, you just can't have it all at once.

"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot." – Steven Wright

“The past is never dead. It's not even past.”

William Faulkner, Requiem for a Nun

"A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." --Mark Twain

The most unreliable thing in your life is your own mind. One minute, it likes something, another minute it likes something else. So, your mind goes all over the place and you cannot rely on your own mind. Once you know this, you will laugh, you will smile.

Never mind: why should I control someone else's mind when my mind itself is not under my control? Isn't it?

Sri sri